What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:54
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are you offended if Democrats call Republicans "weird"?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Massive Asteroid Bigger Than the Empire State Building is Racing Toward Earth - The Daily Galaxy
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Then came..
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Do you like wearing short skirts?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Asteroid Larger Than Golden Gate Bridge Approaches Earth In Rare Event - Forbes
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes